This is just good stuff:
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the den and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."